samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via ignisambulamecum)

forever:

so did we ever stop kony

(via dohnjorian)

departured:

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

(via abouli-a)

chrisnolansscarf:

chrisnolansscarf:

I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies. 

but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.

(via jurassicstark)